{"id":44,"date":"2009-04-28T22:46:43","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T20:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/?p=44"},"modified":"2009-04-28T22:46:43","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T20:46:43","slug":"have-a-seat-kermit-what-im-about-to-tell-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Have a seat kermit. What I&#8217;m about to tell you &#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-43\" title=\"20081110_565770\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/20081110_565770.jpg\" alt=\"20081110_565770\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/20081110_565770.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/20081110_565770-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/>I don&#8217;t remember where I found this picture on the Internet, though I put this here as it&#8217;s so funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t remember where I found this picture on the Internet, though I put this here as it&#8217;s so funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/45"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.shibatchi.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}